Ben was making breakfast this morning (Blueberry pancakes with the fresh blueberries from our trip to the orchard...YUMMY). Brayden was playing and Cami was in her exersaucer. All is well in the universe. I was cleaning off the high chair and thinking to myself, Brayden is the world's messiest child! Brayden has a poopy diaper so Ben goes to the family room to change him and I hear him say, "Kelly...you have to see this". I am thinking what could possibly be in Brayden's diaper that I must see...curiosity peaked. I walk into the family room and I don't see anything fantastic, freaky, gross...what is going on? Ben then points to Cami and here is what I see.
WARNING: THE CONTENTS OF THE FOLLOWING PICTURES CONTAIN EXPLICIT POOPY MATERIALS. THEY ARE NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
YOU HAVE BEEN FORWARNED.
Notice: How happy she is and what is lurking on the floor!
And now for the close up:
YIKES!!!!!! What did my perfect little lady do. Ben and I went into CODE POOP. We moved her into the kitchen...very carefully I might add and chose to divide and conquer. I was in charge of kid clean up and Ben was in charge of exersaucer clean up. All the while Brayden is narrating the scene..."Cami poopy all over"..."Mommy clean poopy"..."Daddy clean Cami toy". For his investigative bowel movement journalism today, he may be up for a job reporting for Sprout or Noggin on other babies horribly explosive accidents and the reactions of the horrified parents. Cami was a perfect sport and didn't even bat an eye. I am so glad this happened on a Sunday...it was definitely a two person job!
Ahhh...the joys of being a parent. You get to clean up poop, spit up, throw up and any other gross bodily fluids that exited your child but you don't care because when all is said and done, you get a huge smile like this!
3 comments:
Never a dull moment....
What a fine start to the work week.
Love it! Welcome to "the juggle"!
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